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New Year’s Fire Horse Bark – Limited Edition (2026)

Welcome 2026 — the Year of the Fire Horse — with a bark made to burn bright and bring good fortune. This bold, celebratory bark starts with rich salted caramel chocolate, layered with Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal, Golden Double Stuffed Oreos, Reese’s Pieces (symbolizing fire 🔥), fluffy marshmallows, crushed fortune cookies, skippy chocolate peanut butter balls, and candied “burnt red” peanuts. It’s finished with an extra sprinkle of fortune cookies for luck in the year ahead.

Each order includes two fortune cookie messages, because the Fire Horse year is all about momentum, confidence, and stepping forward with intention.